just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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