can we get nightvision for the apartment?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
