i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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