He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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