Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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