She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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