Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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