you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I'm really busy with my period
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