shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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