Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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