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This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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