idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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