when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Randomize
