Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I see more hoeing in ur future
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