Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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