You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
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