the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
being pregnant is like rehab
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
