I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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