: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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