she looked like the before picture.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
