There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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