Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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