Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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