Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
This house was built for laser tag.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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