"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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