Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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