okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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