Sry I called you an 8
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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