THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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