The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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