Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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