Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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