it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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