So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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