hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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