a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
my liver is dry heaving
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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