He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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