Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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