Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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