a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
