question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
