Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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