uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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