Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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