Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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