I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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