This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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