he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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