Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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