Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Apparently you make a good broom.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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