are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
