But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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