Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I am one with the molecules
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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