Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Randomize
